Call up your classmate and offer up everything short of your eternal soul in exchange for copies of their notes.
Naps are your lifeblood, and without them you would have died from exhaustion and lack of sleep years ago.
You’ve had the same haircut for the last five years and have no desire to try something new.
“Half the day I’m crying, and then half the day I’m like, ‘I’m sick of you people!'”
“Would you rather fight 1 Lil’ Sebastian-sized duck or 100 duck-sized Lil’ Sebastians?”
Whenever you do show up to a social function, your friends usually look at you as if you’ve sprouted a second head, because sure you RSVP’d that you would be there, but they never actually take it seriously.
You purchase hot beverages all the time, but haven’t actually consumed one that was more than lukewarm, because the drink is more valuable to you as a hand warmer.
“Clear eyes, full hearts, don’t rape.”
You hate being the spoilsport with your friends, because you can’t do something thanks to those awesome allergies, so you usually try to suck it up.
If you can complete all of your shopping online, you will opt for that eleven times out of ten.