Watching anything on TLC or Lifetime.
“Is everyone in the world having sex but me??”
We’re like the ghosts from Field of Dreams. If you build a safe, open environment, we will come.
A few days ago, Billy Ray Cyrus posted this photo to his Facebook page with the caption, “Much to think about.” But what is he thinking about???
“That person hasn’t even spoken to me, but I wish they would fall down a manhole.”
“I promise I will not spit in anyone’s food, unless they should request that I do.”
On the hottest days, your entire to-do list consists of splaying out on the cool floor and waiting for winter.
The Nostalgia Trip. Every bench you’ve ever napped on will trigger intense sadness that such a wonderful time of your life is coming to an end.
When two friends are in an argument, you would much rather crawl in a hole and hibernate until they’ve worked things out, because you love both of them and don’t want to be mad at either!
Our drinking games are ~*magical*~