“If we needed to talk about feelings, they would be called ‘talkings.'”
That massive order of delivery is all yours and it’s beautiful.
You have no one else to blame for the shameful stack of dishes in your sink.
Kristen Bell and Kid Rock have been nominated so far.
Downtown = fancy name for street with the most shops.
Helping a friend through heartbreak is the worst, especially when your romantic past looks a little something like Luke Skywalker’s home on Tatooine.
The main reason you venture outside to grab coffee or lunch is to eavesdrop on as many strangers as possible. Not to, you know, drink coffee.
“How much money does a partner need to earn for them to be ‘romantic’ instead of abusive? Asking for a friend.”
Could your love of sitcoms BE any stronger??
“No. No no no no. Don’t talk to me right now.”