23 Tweets That Hilariously Sum Up The Latest GOP Debate
By Johanna Mort
1.
why are there 47 republican debates
— crissy milazzo (@frizzyfilazzo) November 11, 2015
2.
Stay close, old friend. STAY CLOSE. #GOPDebate pic.twitter.com/NtOwDCTWbL
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) November 11, 2015
3.
Hasn't Trump seen World War Z? Wall's no good. Zombies or immigrants just pile up until they're taller than the wall, roll over it
— MKupperman (@MKupperman) November 11, 2015
4.
"This is a country of laws. This is a country of logs. This is a country of baseball hot dogs." — direct quote from Trump the Seussical
— Ari Eastman (@ivegottatheory) November 11, 2015
5.
Is Donald Trump constantly karate-chopping a ghost we can't see when he's talking? #GOPDebate
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) November 11, 2015
6.
"Let Jeb speak" – everyone except Jeb's advisers
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) November 11, 2015
7.
live shot from the republican debate pic.twitter.com/rcxV4K4esQ
— Online Hippo (@InternetHippo) November 11, 2015
8.
Marco Rubio makes a Candy Crush reference. All the other candidates make a note: ‘Find out what Candy Crush is.’ #GOPDebate
— Erica (@SCbchbum) November 11, 2015
9.
40 minutes in and "don't push grannies off cliffs" is the first / closest mention of women's health issue. #GOPDebate
— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) November 11, 2015
10.
I'm 90% sure I could put on a Nintendo Power Glove and convince Jeb Bush I'm a cyborg.
— Rob Fee (@robfee) November 11, 2015
11.
Hearing Carly Fiorina say "secret sauce" and then coyly smile is something I will never recover from. #GOPDebate
— Manda Likewine (@Manda_like_wine) November 11, 2015
12.
Ok u can't say you're a cancer survivor and you get it when you are a millionaire and did not struggle with medical bills. Fuck u #GOPDebate
— Ari Eastman (@ivegottatheory) November 11, 2015
13.
Carly Fiorina isn't as boring if you look at her outfit and pretend she's on Star Trek. #GOPDebate pic.twitter.com/7guOu7sFPa
— Adam Zopf (@adamzopf) November 11, 2015
14.
"Whose plan would God endorse?" That's easy: whoever puts snowflakes back on the @Starbucks cups. #GOPDebate
— Fake J.D. Greear (@FakeJDGreear) November 11, 2015
15.
"I do care about the poor people."
1. They LOVE being called that.
2. Awesome that this has to be clarified at the #GOPdebate
— Alison McQuade (@akmcquade) November 11, 2015
16.
And we all know, any text longer than the Bible is the work of Satan #GOPDebate
— Allison Kilkenny (@allisonkilkenny) November 11, 2015
17.
"How do you pay for this?"
"lol whatever."
#GOPDebate
— Matt Saccaro (@MattSaccaro) November 11, 2015
18.
I love when candidates end their answers by directing us to their websites. It's like a cool, spoken banner ad!
#GOPDebate
— Colin Jost (@ColinJost) November 11, 2015
19.
Finally figured out who's ringing the bell at this debate. pic.twitter.com/LMwM3vmRPO
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) November 11, 2015
20.
The role of Ben Carson's voice was played by a warm bowl of cream of mushroom soup. #GOPDebate
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) November 11, 2015
21.
I thought Trump made The Deal that was keeping this at two hours.
— Frank Rich (@frankrichny) November 11, 2015
22.
I am disappointed they didn't ask them about the Starbucks red cups #GOPDebate
— Beth Bell (@elizabethalbell) November 11, 2015
23.
Shorter #gopdebate -
Trump: Eff China.
Cruz: Eff cronyism.
Paul: Eff the Fed.
Bush: I'm F**ked.
#JebCantFixIt
— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) November 11, 2015