14 People On The One Guilty Pleasure They’re Hiding From Their Partner

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1. “Justin Bieber. I make fun of her for listening to him all the time, but goddamn it if his recent stuff isn’t catchy.”

—Chad, 23

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2. “Taco Bell. My wife is super health conscious and makes sure that I’m watching my junk food intake (heart disease runs in my family). But I cannot resist. Pay in cash, and she’ll never know.”

—Greg, 35

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3. “Chick flicks. I complain every time she asks to watch one on Netflix, but usually I can get a blow job afterwards for being a good sport. She doesn’t need to know that I’ve actually really wanted to see that movie too.”

—Jared, 27

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4. “Ugh I read those steamy romance novels. They’re so cheesy and I can rarely get through one without laughing out loud or rolling my eyes, but dammit I can’t help myself. I read them on my Kindle, so whenever he sees me reading, he thinks I’m reading some classic novel, but really I’m reading about some sexy Scot taking a virgin on a bale of hay. It’s horrible/amazing.”

—Sophie, 28

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5. “I don’t keep that kind of thing from my boyfriend? Secrets are really toxic for a relationship, so I don’t keep any if I don’t have to.”

—Kendra, 25

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6. “Bubble bathssssssss! She thinks baths are gross, so I only take them when she’s at work or out of town. I don’t care if I’m sitting in my own filth, they’re f*cking relaxing.”

—Ron, 27

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7. “I watch Real Housewives of Atlanta whenever I’m alone at the apartment. We’re both film majors, so I know that he would be seriously turned off if he knew that I watched that instead of like, Citizen Kane for the thousandth time.”

—Pamela, 21

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8. “Her best friend. Oops.”

—Anonymous

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9. “Men with accents. One of my exes is British and I know that my boyfriend gets really insecure when I mention him, so if I mention that accents (and British one’s in particular) seriously turn me on, I know that it will start an argument. I’ll just listen to YouTube videos of Benedict Cumberbatch and Colin Firth when he’s not around.”

—Jamie, 30

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10. “Hentai. On one of our first dates, she mentioned how weird she thought it was, and I haven’t been able to bring up how much I love it. Will most likely never tell her.”

—Tyler, 29

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11. “I steal stuff from hotels all. the. time. My boyfriend’s dad is a cop, so he was raised to be really against everything like that, so I know that he would hate knowing this. I don’t steal from anywhere else, but there’s something about a hotel room that’s so… tempting.”

—Lanie, 24

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12. “Celebrity tabloids. We’re tight on cash, so if he knew that I burn the occasional dollar on those, he would flip. They’re just so addicting.”

—Ramanveer, 29

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13. “Hot Cheetos. He knows that I like them, but he has no idea how hooked I am. They’re my kryptonite.”

—Amy, 24

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14. “I don’t feel guilty about any of the things I love? I LIKE TLC SHOWS AND I’M NOT AFRAID TO SAY IT.”

—Faith, 25 TC mark

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