1. How many times per day do you quote Harry Potter?
2. Do you often say “#blessed” unironically?
3. How often do you screenshot Snapchats?
4. Which day of the week do you reserve for cry-eating an entire box of Wheat Thins?
5. How often do you dream of guacamole?
6. Do you ever just lie down on your floor and lose hope for humanity?
7. If you could only eat one type of donut for the rest of your life, what would it be?
8. Alternatively, if you could force your worst enemy to eat one type of donut for the rest of their life, what would it be?
9. Onion rings or sweet potato fries?
10. How many of the photos on your Tinder profile did you take specifically for Tinder?
11. ‘N Sync or Backstreet Boys?
12. Is the T.A.R.D.I.S. bigger on the inside or smaller on the outside?
13. How violent do you get when fighting over the Accidental Curly Fry in your regular fry order?
14. How much food do you sneak into movie theaters on the regular?
15. On a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being “excited” and 10 being “OHMYGODICANTWAIT,” how excited are you for the new Star Wars movies?
16. How hard do you cry when you have to return someone’s phone call?
17. How low do you allow your phone battery to get before charging it?
18. At what point during a T Swift song do you rip your eardrums out?
19. How many episodes of Bob’s Burgers does it take you to finish an entire bottle of wine? One or one-and-a-half?