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Some of the magical highlights that will make your day (unless you’re an ostrich or a butterfly):

Ostriches: Scary horse-birds. I don’t like them.

Bagels: Donuts that gave up on their dreams.

Sloppy Joes: Drunk hamburgers.

Butterflies: Nothing but pretentious, high-maintenance moths.

Chicken Soup: Salty bird-water.