Take a dainty sip when:
-A character is eaten by a shark.
-Someone utters, “Oh Hell No!”
-Someone calls out, “Fin!”
-A normally harmless item is used to gruesomely kill a shark.
Take a shot when:
-A major character dies.
-A shark is killed in dramatic slow motion.
-A character makes a decision that’s absolutely nonsensical and downright confusing.
-It’s raining sharks.
Finish your drink when:
-The laws of physics and biology rule that someone should in all logic die, and they miraculously survive.
-The movie manages to outdo the most ridiculous and hilarious moment in cinematic history AKA the chainsaw hand.
I mean, really. LOL how can they top this.
Drink responsibly, may the shark be with you.