23 Thoughts Everyone’s Had While In The Shower

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1. “I gotta make this quick, I’ve got things to do today.”

2. “OMG this hot water feels so good.”

3. “Okay, let me just enjoy this for a second…”

4. “A nap sounds so good right now…”

5. “I feel like I’m being swaddled in the loveliest of warm blankets.”

6. “FOCUS. Quick shower. GO.”

7. “What is the meaning of life?”

8. “Teehee. If I hold my arms out just right, it looks like I’m shooting water from my fingertips.”

9. “HALT, CRIMINAL OR I’LL DROWN YOU WITH MY FINGER JETS.”

10. “Did I already shampoo my hair?”

11. “How could I forget that?? I would have just done it…”

12. “Oh well, wash it again just in case.”

13.I’m siiiiiiinging in the rain. Just siiiiinging in the rain!

14. “Why is shower sex so awkward, but kissing in the rain the most romantic thing ever?”

15. “AHHH when did my fingers start getting pruny?”

16. “I’ve only been in here for 15 minutes, tops.”

17. “OMG HALF AN HOUR, HOW HAS SO MUCH TIME PASSED.”

18. “There should be an app that just tells you cool facts about narwhals throughout the day.”

19. “I should write that down real quick so I don’t forget. It’s a million dollar idea, really.”

20. “Ehhh, I’ll remember.”

21. “When did it get so steamy in here?”

22. “Oh god. The air’s so thick. MUST. GET. OUT. NOW.”

23. “….And I’m late.” TC mark

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