This #AskELJames Q&A Went Spectacularly And Hilariously Right

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This morning, EL James, author of the best-selling Twilight fanfic novel, Fifty Shades of Grey, took to Twitter to answer fan questions.

While it started off nice enough, with actual fans asking lighthearted questions…

It soon took a turn for the worse (or better, depending on your Fifty Shades stance) …

And has now led to a full-fledged mess that is both hilarious and more than slightly cringe-worthy at times.

So, Ms. James, I dare you to respond to some of these questions.