31 Thoughts All Binge Watchers Have At Midnight

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1. “I should go to bed.”

2. “Watch one episode to wind down?”

3. “No… I have to be up early tomorrow.”

4. “But what’s 40 minutes? I spend that much time snoozing my alarm.”

5. “One episode won’t hurt.”

6. “It was a busy day, I earned it.”

7. *Watches episode*

8. “OMG I CAN’T STOP THERE.”

9. “One more episode and then I’m done.”

10. “…Maybe?”

11. “No, YES. Definitely done after this episode.”

12. “Oh noooo… I didn’t stop the auto-play before the next episode started…”

13. “Oh well….”

14. “This is the Universe’s way of telling me I’m supposed to watch another episode, right?”

15. “Right.”

16. “Uhhh when did it get so late?”

17. “Whelp. I’m going to be tired in the morning anyway, might as well watch the next episode.”

18. “…And probably the episode after that if I’m being honest with myself.”

19. “I wish there was a job where people were just paid to binge watch stuff.”

20. “Wait, what if there is?”

21. “Must research that tomorrow.”

22. “Oi, I’m going to end up watching this until I fall asleep mid-episode, aren’t I?”

23. “I should really master that whole ‘self control’ concept at some point.”

24. “It’s not my fault this show is amazing.”

25. “Really, the fault lies with the people that made this show, for making it so good.”

26. “Ugh. Ok, I can’t stop watching after that cliff hanger.”

27. “I’ll just watch the first five minutes of the next episode to find out what happens, and then I’ll go to bed.”

28. “LOL that didn’t work.”

29. “GO TO SLEEP, GODDAMMIT.”

30. “BUT I NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS.”

31. “After this epi-” *Falls asleep* Thought Catalog Logo Mark

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