23 Thoughts Coffee Addicts Have When They Accidentally Skip Their Morning Coffee

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1. “I can’t believe I didn’t have my coffee.”

2. “Today is going to be the worst.”

3. “Can I double back and grab some?”

4. “Nope, no time.”

5. “DAMMIT.”

6. “It won’t be that bad. My life doesn’t revolve around coffee.”

7. “I CAN QUIT ANYTIME I WANT.”

8. “This headache has absolutely nothing to do with skipping coffee.”

9. “Seriously. I can go a day without coffee. Probably two, tbh.”

10. “LOL, okay maybe, but I don’t really want to find out.”

11. “Today’s going to be fine. I’m a normal human who isn’t an addict.”

12. “I probably shouldn’t talk to people today.”

13. “OMG that person has coffee. What are my chances of getting away with mugging them just for their coffee?”

14. “Coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee”

15. “So tired. Must nap.”

16. “WHAT IS THAT RINGING NOISE I’M GOING TO TURN INTO THE HULK IF IT DOESN’T STOP.”

17. “Oh, it’s my phone. Lolol I’m cool I’m cool.”

18. “If this person doesn’t stop talking, I’m going to slap them right across the face.”

19. “Geeze, I’m a monster when I don’t have my coffee.”

20. “So…. Does this mean I might actually be an addict?”

21. “I should probably stop drinking coffee if this is how I act without it.”

22. “LOOOL or I should just make sure I drink my caffeinated cup of Heaven every morning, so this never happens again.”

23. “Perfect plan. I’ve got this completely under control.” Thought Catalog Logo Mark

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