25 Thoughts Everyone Has While Home Alone

1. I bet I can pick up the remote with my toes.

2. If given the right part, I could totally win an Oscar.

3. I’m the captain now!

4. Nailed it.

5. WHAT WAS THAT SOUND???

6. Okay, can’t hear anything now, maybe I was imagining it?

7. NOPE THERE IT IS AGAIN.

8. Go see what it was.

9. Go.

10. Seriously, stop being a baby.

11. Grab something sharp and investigate.

12. This is how I die.

13. I hate everythinggggggggg

14. OH GOOD IT’S JUST MY CAT.

15. Wow I was so brave. I deserve a medal.

16. UGH. Stop fooling yourself, you filthy liar.

17. If there were actually an intruder, where would I hide?

18. I could probably do the ET thing and hide in a sea of stuffed animals.

19. I need to buy some stuffed animals. For protection.

20. I wonder how many steps it takes to get from here to my refrigerator.

21. I bet I can get there in less than 20.

22. I should clean this place in case someone comes over.

23. LOL no one’s coming over.

24. Can I still do the Soulja Boy dance?

25. Oi, it’s a good thing no one saw that.