24 Things That Happen During A Girls Night Out (As Told By Game Of Thrones)
By Johanna Mort
1. When everyone shows up at your apartment and it’s time for the pregame:
2. When you tell your friend who’s pouring drinks that you only want a little more, and she completely ignores you:
3. When you leave the apartment much more tipsy than you originally planned:
4. When you arrive at the bar:
5. And they’re playing really good music:
6. When one of your friends immediately wanders off and starts making out with someone:
7. When you feel your buzz starting to fade:
8. When a really hot guy walks into the bar:
9. And then you lock eyes with him:
10. When you see another girl eyeing him across the room:
11. When he starts talking with you and you discover that he also watches Game of Thrones:
12. When you exchange phone numbers, and return to your BFF:
13. When you drink a bit more to keep yourself at a nice, level buzz:
14. When you lose track of your friends:
15. When your friend is about to drunk text her ex, so you take her phone:
16. When someone wants you to ditch your friends:
17. When it’s getting late, and all the remaining people are getting rather, err, obvious about their intentions:
18. When one of your friends gets really sad, and starts crying in the bar:
19. So you dole out your Grade A uplifting advice:
20. And you don’t stop until they feel something like this:
21. When it’s time to leave, and you’re evaluating everyone’s level of drunkenness:
22. When it’s time to herd the drunkest friends out of the bar:
23. When you’re waiting outside for your Uber, and regretting that you didn’t bring a jacket:
24. When you all make it back home, and reflect on a successful night out:
thumbnail image – Game of Thrones