1. When everyone shows up at your apartment and it’s time for the pregame:

2. When you tell your friend who’s pouring drinks that you only want a little more, and she completely ignores you:

3. When you leave the apartment much more tipsy than you originally planned:

4. When you arrive at the bar:

5. And they’re playing really good music:

6. When one of your friends immediately wanders off and starts making out with someone:

7. When you feel your buzz starting to fade:

8. When a really hot guy walks into the bar:

9. And then you lock eyes with him:

10. When you see another girl eyeing him across the room:

11. When he starts talking with you and you discover that he also watches Game of Thrones:

12. When you exchange phone numbers, and return to your BFF:

13. When you drink a bit more to keep yourself at a nice, level buzz:

14. When you lose track of your friends:

15. When your friend is about to drunk text her ex, so you take her phone:

16. When someone wants you to ditch your friends:

17. When it’s getting late, and all the remaining people are getting rather, err, obvious about their intentions:

18. When one of your friends gets really sad, and starts crying in the bar:

19. So you dole out your Grade A uplifting advice:

20. And you don’t stop until they feel something like this:

21. When it’s time to leave, and you’re evaluating everyone’s level of drunkenness:

22. When it’s time to herd the drunkest friends out of the bar:

23. When you’re waiting outside for your Uber, and regretting that you didn’t bring a jacket:

24. When you all make it back home, and reflect on a successful night out: