21 Signs You’re Dangerously Close To Turning Into Squidward

1. Your first language is sarcasm.

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Spongebob Squarepants

2. This is you at your job most days:

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Spongebob Squarepants

3. You’re never more miserable than when someone forces you to look happy and cheerful.

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Spongebob Squarepants

4. Whenever your day is going surprisingly not horrible, you know something bad is just bound to happen.

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Spongebob Squarepants

5. Your ideal day looks something like this:

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Spongebob Squarepants

6. When you get home from work, the only thing you’re looking forward to is sleep.

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Spongebob Squarepants

7. And even that’s not as exciting as you had hoped it would be.

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Spongebob Squarepants

8. People are finally getting the hint to stop asking you questions, because they pretty much know the answer.

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Spongebob Squarepants

9. Whenever you overhear youths speaking, you can actually feel your IQ drop.

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Spongebob Squarepants

10. Your excited face looks something like this:

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Spongebob Squarepants

11. You’re pretty open about your unhappiness, because at this point, whatever.

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Spongebob Squarepants

12. Your job often makes you seek any form of respite you can possibly get your hands on.

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Spongebob Squarepants

13. Most days, your biggest regret is this:

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Spongebob Squarepants

14. You’re pretty sure your expectations are as low as they can go, but then you’re surprised that they can in fact be lowered.

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Spongebob Squarepants

15. You have zero tolerance for overdone displays of affection, and can’t stand super cheesy romantic movies.

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Spongebob Squarepants

16. Every work day generally ends like this:

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Spongebob Squarepants

17. Talking on the phone is your worst nightmare, especially early in the morning.

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Spongebob Squarepants

18. Your outlook on your love life is super, uhhh we’ll say “realistic.”

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Spongebob Squarepants

19. You dream of the day when you literally don’t have to listen to other people’s chatter.

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Spongebob Squarepants

20. And yeah, yeah, yeah, you know that your happiness in life is due in large part to your outlook…

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Spongebob Squarepants

21. But you’re actually kind of happy in your misery.

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Spongebob Squarepants

Because deep down, you know that you’re ~*awesome.*~

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Spongebob Squarepants

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