Game Of Thrones Season 5 Drinking Game

Season Five of Game of Thrones is approaching, and it’s time to start planning our viewing parties. Here’s a game to make sure everyone is happily wasted by the time the end credits roll.

1. When the opening theme plays, stand, clink your cups together, take a celebratory swig, and let the music wash over your entire being. Game of Thrones is back.

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Game of Thrones

2. Anytime the dragons appear, take a shot of Fireball (or really, any type of hard liquor). Feel it buuuuurn.

Game of Thrones
Game of Thrones

3. Anytime Jon Snow looks intensely off into the distance, take a drink, shake your head, and lament, “You know nothing Jon Snow.”

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Game of Thrones

4. Whenever someone says, “Winter is coming,” solemnly raise your cup and toast House Stark.

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Game of Thrones

5. Each time someone shows her boobs, don’t drink. We don’t want you dying of alcohol poisoning.

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Game of Thrones

6. If someone dies a gruesome death, take a shot and celebrate that it wasn’t Arya.

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Game of Thrones

7. If Arya dies a gruesome death, just go ahead and drown your sorrows with all the alcohol you have left.

Game of Thrones
Game of Thrones

8. Whenever Sansa does something unexpectedly badass, take two large swigs, because let’s be honest, she’s turning into a serious bad ass bitch.

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Game of Thrones

9. Each time Jorah looks longingly towards Daenerys, take a long, sad sip, and have a moment of silence for the friend zone.

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Game of Thrones

10. Anytime Varys says something cryptic, pour yourself a glass of red, and sip it mysteriously.

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Game of Thrones

11. Whenever Littlefinger looks creepily at Sansa, take two shots, and appreciate that even if your dating life is going horribly, it’s not nearly as bad as Sansa’s.

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Game of Thrones

12. Anytime Cersei and Jamie start acting incestuous, chug your drink and pray they don’t make another Joffrey.

Game of Thrones
Game of Thrones

13. Whenever the White Walkers appear, stare icily into the distance, and finish the drink of the person to your left.

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Game of Thrones
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