24 Thoughts Every Arachnophobe Has Daily

twenty20_ig-220704679170929702_185659092

1. โ€œToday is going to be a good day.โ€

2. โ€œOH GOD WHAT WAS THAT.โ€

3. โ€œWeโ€™re fine. It was just a piece of lint blowing in the breeze.โ€

4. โ€œWAIT, WAS IT?โ€

5. โ€œYeah, it was. Iโ€™m fine. Iโ€™m fine.โ€

6. โ€œIโ€™m never going to Australia ever.โ€

7. โ€œPeople who have tarantulas as pets must secretly be serial killers. Itโ€™s the only explanation.โ€

8. โ€œDEAR LORD, THEREโ€™S A SPIDER ON MY BED.โ€

9. โ€œCalm down. Calm down. Go find your roommate.โ€

10. โ€œNo no no! Why are they are work??โ€

11. โ€œYouโ€™re a big kid. You can get rid of a tiny little devil.โ€

12. โ€œNO NO NO NO NO NO NO WHERE DID IT GO.โ€

13. โ€œIโ€™M GOING TO HAVE TO MOVE.โ€

14. *Runs outside, considers burning house down

15. โ€œI got this. Iโ€™ll find it. Whatโ€™s the worst that can happen?โ€

16. โ€œThis is how I die.โ€

17. โ€œAHHH THERE IT IS.โ€

18. โ€œWHEN DID IT GET SO BIG?โ€

19. โ€œI HATE EVERYTHING.โ€

20. โ€œOH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD.โ€

21. *takes care of spider

22. โ€œThat wasnโ€™t so bad.โ€

23. โ€œIS IT STILL MOVING?โ€

24. โ€œIโ€™ll never sleep well ever again.โ€ TC mark

Related

More From Thought Catalog

blog comments powered by Disqus