19 Times Danny Castellano Was The Cranky Old Man We All Secretly Are

1. He wears these glasses, which everyone with glasses wishes they could wear, but won’t until they’re 70.

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The Mindy Project

2. He doesn’t even pretend to care what social media is.

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The Mindy Project

3. He hates change.

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The Mindy Project

4. Like, really hates it.

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The Mindy Project

5. Danny + Change = No.

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The Mindy Project

6. He doesn’t have time for nonsense.

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The Mindy Project

7. Technology confuses him.

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The Mindy Project

8. He’s rightfully wary of intimidating things.

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The Mindy Project

9. He’s not concerned with being politically correct.

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The Mindy Project

10. He rejects all forms of emotion.

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The Mindy Project

11. And avoids it at all costs.

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The Mindy Project

12. He’s got better things to do than pay attention to pop culture.

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The Mindy Project

13. He distrusts technology.

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The Mindy Project

14. He dislikes careless spending.

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The Mindy Project

15. He’s lost faith in the future of his country.

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The Mindy Project

16. He holds onto grudges like there’s no tomorrow.

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The Mindy Project

17. Going out is a real hassle for him.

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The Mindy Project

18. But when he feels like it, he’s a fountain of wisdom.

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The Mindy Project

19. And he’s a great dancer.

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The Mindy Project
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The Mindy Project

(These last two have nothing to do with the post, I just wanted an excuse to post them. You’re welcome.) TC mark

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