*lowkey jealous but won’t admit it* HAHA no?? Of course I have other friends to be with *sweat nervously*
*tries to be chill about it* theydontlovemetheydontlovemetheydontloveme
*is the one who ditched libra for another partner in anatomy* booboo luv you but you got like a 48% on the last test
And who the F U C K gave you permission to stop loving me?
But … who’s gonna be left to love me?
bb same I’d hate to be friends with me too what’s new
Oh, so NOW you wanna talk? I don’t know, why don’t you go talk to the HOE you partnered up with in anatomy instead?
*secretly plots the murder of the person attempting to usurp their position as best friend*
B-but … who am I gonna laugh at this memes with
*looks through a camera roll filled with text message screenshots* Where did it go wrong?
*stares judgmentally at the other signs* the hell is up with all these clingy bitches
*tries to give them the silent treatment but ends up wanting their best friend even more*