Here’s How You Respond To A Dick Pic, Based On Your Zodiac Sign

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Aries:

GTG GTG GTG GTG GTG

Taurus:

*just laughs uncontrollably* i PROMISE I’m not laughing at your dick.

Gemini:

I’m DEFINITELY not saving this for possible future blackmail or anything :)))))

Cancer:

*doesn’t respond, just screams into their pillow for 30 years*

Leo:

*snorts*

Virgo:

I stand corrected; it is obvious that your personality is a bigger dick than your actual one.

Libra:

*ignores the dick pic, attempts to keep the conversation going* so you said you had chicken for dinner? How was it? I bet it was fantastic!!!

Scorpio:

Oh golly, I was about to send one too!

Sagittarius:

*is the one sending the dick pic*

Capricorn:

…is that all?

Aquarius:

I just feel really attacked right now.

Pisces:

wowowow it’s so big! *is lying, is terribly disappointed that it’s only 4 inches* TC mark

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