GTG GTG GTG GTG GTG
*just laughs uncontrollably* i PROMISE I’m not laughing at your dick.
I’m DEFINITELY not saving this for possible future blackmail or anything :)))))
*doesn’t respond, just screams into their pillow for 30 years*
I stand corrected; it is obvious that your personality is a bigger dick than your actual one.
*ignores the dick pic, attempts to keep the conversation going* so you said you had chicken for dinner? How was it? I bet it was fantastic!!!
Oh golly, I was about to send one too!
*is the one sending the dick pic*
…is that all?
I just feel really attacked right now.
wowowow it’s so big! *is lying, is terribly disappointed that it’s only 4 inches*