Application For Feeling Like An Adult (Full-Time Unpaid Position)
I’m delighted to see your opening for a full-time position of Feeling Like an Adult, as advertised and vaguely described everywhere. The role was recommended to me by society.
I’m delighted to see your opening for a full-time position of Feeling Like an Adult, as advertised and vaguely described everywhere. The role was recommended to me by society.
This strategy also allows me to separate myself from my anxiety disorder.
You probably don’t remember me — given that this was nearly three years ago, we never spoke, and I ordered a forgettable sesame bagel with plain, low-fat cream cheese.
There, in that oddly cold Pittsburgh CVS, my fairy tale romance/antidepressant success story began.