1. She has great teeth.
2. Your father-in-law is super chill.
3. And the world’s coolest godmother
4. She knows how to play the good, sweet girl.
5. And be a complete badass when necessary.
6. She is a good shape to cuddle with #cuddlyAF
7. And could you even imagine how wonderfully dirty she is in the bedroom?
8. OMFG yes please please
9. And your children would have great genes, and great hair…
10. She is one of the coolest people on the planet. If Kanye West is Yeezus; she’s Mary (and I’m Joseph).
11. She seems to just love life and do her own thing
12. She has a unique voice. Not like, for the generation but her speaking voice. It’s cute but also sounds like a smoker or someone talking with their mouth full.
13. Seems less cunt-y than RIHANNA or Gaga.