14 Reasons Miley Cyrus Would Be The Perfect Wife

1. She has great teeth.

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2. Your father-in-law is super chill.[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfh6BxEq_Qk&w=584&h=390]

3. And the world’s coolest godmother

4. She knows how to play the good, sweet girl.

5. And be a complete badass when necessary.

6. She is a good shape to cuddle with #cuddlyAF

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7. And  could you even imagine how wonderfully dirty she is in the bedroom?

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8. OMFG yes please please

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9. And your children would have great genes, and great hair…

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10. She is one of the coolest people on the planet. If Kanye West is Yeezus; she’s Mary (and I’m Joseph).

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11. She seems to just love life and do her own thing

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12. She has a unique voice. Not like, for the generation but her speaking voice. It’s cute but also sounds like a smoker or someone talking with their mouth full.

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13. Seems less cunt-y than RIHANNA or Gaga.

14. But no really #7 or #8 again is everything.

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