Before shooting his mother, he allegedly told her, “I love you, Mom.”
“It’s heading right for me…Goodbye Mama”
Here are fourteen ways that Old Man Winter can render you a frozen stiff.
1. AARDVARKING…having sex with an ex-lover due to boredom or lack of other opportunities
The Greek Orthodox Church has just told Rev. George Passias to go defrock himself.
WARNING: Do NOT click on any links marked “PHOTO” within three hours of eating any meals.
The following are all documented incidents of women sexually assaulting men—whether through threats, violence, or merely taking advantage of the poor drunk bastards.
The following are cases where people who knew they were HIV+ infected others either through malice or negligence.
“Newborn foreskins contain human growth factors that make them ideal for anti-wrinkle skin creams.”
Addressing the Court … BJ … Bagpiping … Basket Lunch … Been … Blow … Blowing the Love Whistle …