But working and creating are what raise us above mere animals. Work, not sex, is the main reason we ascended above the apes.
This is a picture of me looking happy as a hermaphrodite clam shortly after receiving a colonoscopy the other morning.
These men of God were busy li’l bumblebees with the ladies.
They say the Unabomber was crazy, but he made sense when he warned that mass-prescribed mood-altering pharmaceuticals are evil precisely because they force you to tolerate situations which you’d naturally find intolerable.
If there’s any such thing as a fundamental human right, it should be the ability to choose when you kiss the world goodbye.
There are greater crimes than being cheesy—like, for example, being insufferable.
And my guts tell me that 100 years ago, you would have all been in white racist lynch mobs while I would have been the one crazy white guy in town trying to stop you.
Hasan was a solitary worm burrowing deep inside a military-industrial apple that refused to stop him for fear of being deemed wormophobic.
From the voluntary castration of Heaven’s Gate to the Children of God’s eager encouragement of pedophilic incest, sex is used to demolish personal identity in favor of the hive mentality.
There’s nothing more valuable in life than someone who’s nice to you and means it.