The word “awesome” has spread like genital warts throughout the body politic.
As the episode unfolded, the best minds of Twitter convened to obsess over the eyebrow of a female cast member named Gabi.
I’m finding it hard to muster any sympathy for this asthmatic leatherneck. Instead, there is only contempt.
I’ve run across at least a dozen, and probably more, women who’ve told me they fantasize about being raped.
By its very nature as a rigorous athletic sport, basketball discriminates in favor of the young.
If I had to describe legendary comedian Doug Stanhope in one word, that word would be “tolerant,” mainly because he tolerates me.
You shouldn’t have your throat covered in the word “MURDER” if you seek to embark upon a lifestyle that actually involves murdering people.
Even though your grandparents have been very vocal supporters of abortion, it looks like they’re not going to abort you.
The arc of moral justice is long, and if you don’t bend over, you may get fucked.
This is a handy and very effective five-point plan for converting sexist men to male feminism through a delicate balance of common sense and shaming.