Slang For Sex: 100 Obscure Sex Slang Terms That Need To Immediately Become Popular

Slang for sex? We got all the best sex slang terms right here.

1. AARDVARKING…fucking an ex-lover due to boredom or lack of other opportunities

2. ABSPRITZEN…to ejaculate (German)

3. AGONY…sexual bliss (Jamaican)

4. APPLE DUMPLIN’ SHOP…boobs (archaic English)

5. ARBOR VITAE…penis (archaic English)

6. BAGPIPING…fucking a man in the armpit (19th-Century British)

7. BAWBELS…testicles (archaic English)

8. BEAR CLAW…gigantic pussy lips

9. BEARD SPLITTER…stud (archaic English)

10. BEAT DAT FACE…to fuck and/or receive oral sex (Jamaican)

11. BESCHNITTEN…circumcised (German)

12. BIT OF RASPBERRY…sexy woman (British)

13. BLANKET HORNPIPE…sexual intercourse (archaic English)

14. BLOW THE GROUNSILS…sexual intercourse (archaic English)

15. BOB TAIL…slutty woman or impotent man (archaic English)

16. BOG QUEEN…gay man who cruises public toilets for sex

17. BONE SMUGGLER…gay man

18. BRONCO…male youth who is extremely vigorous during sex

19. BUMBO…vagina (archaic black British)

20. BUSHEL BUBBY…big-breasted woman (archaic English)

21. BUTTERED BUN…having sex with a woman who has just had sex with another man gives you a “buttered bun” (archaic English)

22. CASABAS…breasts

23. CAPTAIN IS AT HOME, THE…I’m menstruating

24. CAR WASH…blowjob (Canadian)

25. CHANGE THE OIL…fuck

26. CHICK-A-BIDDY…young slut (archaic English)

27. CUNNY-HAUNTED…pussy hound (archaic English)

28. COCK WAGON…a car designed to impress women

29. CLEANING UP THE KITCHEN…licking an anus before fucking it

30. CLEANING ONE’S RIFLE….male masturbation

31. CRINKUMS…gonorrhea (archaic English)

32. CULO…ass (Spanish)

33. DAISY CHAIN…three or more people simultaneously connected by oral sex

34. DEALYBOB…clitoris

35. DILLY-BOY…male prostitute (British, 1930s)

36. DOCK…to fuck

37. DOLLYMOPPER…stud (British, 1800s)

38. DOODLE SACK…vagina (archaic English)

39. DUNG-PUNCHER…gay man (Australian 1960s)

40. DUTCH BOY…a gay man who hangs out with lesbians

41. EINSTEIN…pubic hair

42. ETCH-A-SKETCH…playing with a woman’s nipples

43. FLIT…gay man

44. FLYCATCHER…vagina

45. FONDLING THE FIG…female masturbation

46. FRENCHIFIED…infected with an STD (archaic English)

47. FROGSKIN…condom (1920s Australia)

48. FUSTY LUGGS…a disgusting slut (archaic English)

49. FUZZ BUMPER…lesbian

50. GLAMITY…vagina (Jamaican)

51. GOLDEN WINNEBAGOS…breasts

52. GRINDSMAN…stud (Jamaican)

53. GUBB…semen

54. GUNCH…to fellate

55. GWARRY…vagina (South African)

56. HASBIAN…ex-lesbian

57. HEDGE WHORE…a prostitute who will fuck you anywhere (archaic English)

58. HOUSE OF COMMONS…prostitute’s vagina

59. HYMIE…anus

60. INDUSTRIAL ACCIDENT…orgasm
61. JAGS…horny (South African)

62. KAZOO…ass

63. KNISH…vagina (Yiddish)

64. LACE CURTAINS…foreskin

65. LEATHER CHEERIO…anus

66. LESBRO…a male who hangs out with lesbians

67. LOOP-DE-LOOP…simultaneous mutual oral sex; 69

68. MANTHRAX…semen

69. MEAT AND POTATOES…penis and testicles

70. MR. MENTION…stud (Jamaican)

71. NARROW AT THE EQUATOR…has a tiny penis

72. NASH…vagina (Jamaican)

73. NULL THE VOID…masturbate

74. NUTMEGS…testicles

75. PEBBLES…a sexually active underaged female

76. PEPPERED…infected with STDs (archaic English)

77. PINEAPPLE…a male’s package

78. PLAYING CANASTA…eyeballing the crotches of passersby

79. PROUD…horny (archaic English)

80. PUMPKIN EATER…pedophile

81. PUM-PUM…vagina (Jamaican)

82. PUNTERS…porn addicts; johns (British)

83. ROLFING THE PIGLET…male masturbation

84. SCHMECKEL…penis (Yiddish)

85. SCROGGING…fucking (archaic English)

86. SHAKING HANDS WITH THE UNEMPLOYED…masturbating

87. SHEMPING THE HOG…male masturbation

88. SLAUGHTERHOUSE…a singles bar that reeks of desperation

89. STRAW…a woman skilled at sex; a female who’s good “in the straw” (archaic English)

90. STROKE THE BLOKE…masturbate

91. TATERS…breasts

92. TOPCOAT…condom

93. TUNTI…vagina (Jamaican)

94. VAGITARIAN…lesbian

95. WAGTAIL…a slut (archaic English)

96. WAY DOWN SOUTH IN DIXIE, TO GO…to fellate

97. WESTERN PATIO…flat ass

98. WHORE PIPE…penis

99. WICKET…vagina (medieval English)

100. WINKTEPI…male butt-sex (Lakota Indian) TC mark

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