Jeremy Eliahu

Phase 2: I should have watched Netflix instead.

One would assume that most people nowadays resort to texting over calling for setting up dates, but what actually is the superior move?

It’s true that the more time you spend at a hip coffee shop, the more romantically hopeless you’ll become.

1. The Glance and Nod

For your view and pleasure: the nine members of your group text.

“This Week is Nuts, but let’s shoot for next week.”

I’ve spoken with scientists—in other words, myself on four cups of coffee—and have discovered a handful of the most pertinent versions of Email Writer’s Block.

All said, I find Coachella stressful. I look at people doing weird things and I stress, I look at beautiful legs and I stress, chaotic crowds and I stress.