I don’t understand Snapchat. This is the first time in my 27 years of life that I can empathize with my grandfather who boldly announces he’s not going to learn how to use email.
Any time something comes up, bring it back to him. Your friend has a salad? Oh my gosh, there’s the funniest anecdote with him and salads.
You look like Nick Hornby. Has anyone told you this? Do you know who Nick Hornby is?
This was my first NFL playoff game dating a Patriots fan and I wasn’t prepared.
Bought an infomercial replica Princess Diana engagement ring.
14. You are memorable.
5. People call you “Amazon Woman” and mean it.