21 Hilarious E-Cards That Say ‘Happy Mother’s Day’ Better Than You Could

By Jessica Winters,

1.

I love how we don't even need to say out loud that I'm your favorite child.

2.

When people tell me I'm turning into my mother I actually take it as a compliment.

3.

Today's the perfect day to apologize to your mom for making her give birth to you in the sweltering summer heat.

4.

Happy Mother's Day to the one person who believes I could do anything despite all evidence to the contrary.

5.

Now that my kid is back in school I can spend every day worrying about how my kid is doing in school.

6.

Mom, just wanted to say you forgot to remind me this Sunday is Mother's Day.

7.

Happy Mother's Day to the woman who fed me as a baby and through most of my twenties.

8.

Mom, thanks for providing me with love that's as never-ending as your voicemails.

9.

Happy Mother’s Day to the iPad that is raising your children.

10.

For all the love you've given me, I will one day pay your nursing home bill.

11.

I wanted to wish you an especially happy Mother's Day not that I know what it's like to be a mom.

12.

Thank you for being a mother to me and a grandmother to my cats.

13.

May the only person pressing your buttons this Mother's Day be a trained masseuse.

14.

I hope I can find a second job to pay for the day care I need because of my first one.

15.

Thanks for always thinking about me to the detriment of your own mental health.

16.

Dad, I want you to know that mom couldn't possibly have divorced a better guy.

17.

Happy Mother's Day to the only person who stood between me and a life of crime.

18.

Mom, thanks for always being slightly less disappointed in me than Dad is.

19.

If I hear you complain one more time about having to go back to school, I'm going to make you come to work with me.

20.

May the only person pressing your buttons this Mother's Day be a trained masseuse.

21.

I hope you're prepared for motherhood's hectic schedule of posting baby pictures on Facebook.

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