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Spring has sprung. And with warm weather comes opportunity… pic.twitter.com/0qmDLUMn8h
— LawSchoolHumor (@LawSchoolHumor) March 25, 2017
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While the rest of the world sleeps, law students skim their reading assignments.
— LawSchoolHumor (@LawSchoolHumor) March 29, 2017
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Fun fact: Law students are the main reason that highlighter companies stay in business.
— LawSchoolHumor (@LawSchoolHumor) March 21, 2017
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When the professor asks why you didn't do the first assignment… pic.twitter.com/LJwWNxbVHt
— LawSchoolHumor (@LawSchoolHumor) January 10, 2017
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I've got 99 problems, and law school is definitely one of them.
— LawSchoolHumor (@LawSchoolHumor) March 8, 2017
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When you ask a law student how they slept last night: pic.twitter.com/KLVlnz4hWk
— LawSchoolHumor (@LawSchoolHumor) December 31, 2016
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No law student will ever understand why judicial opinions are so long and why they do not end with "The holding is ___."
— LawSchoolHumor (@LawSchoolHumor) February 23, 2017
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A little legal humor… You'll get it eventually. pic.twitter.com/JXtialsvrI
— LawSchoolHumor (@LawSchoolHumor) October 29, 2016
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Whoever said that weekends are relaxing was definitely not a law student.
— LawSchoolHumor (@LawSchoolHumor) January 28, 2017
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How future cases will be decided… #Olympics #SCOTUS @NewYorker pic.twitter.com/lh2IuVsUP0
— LawSchoolHumor (@LawSchoolHumor) August 17, 2016
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That feeling when you walk out of your last final. pic.twitter.com/fUGHB8AMAl
— LawSchoolHumor (@LawSchoolHumor) December 11, 2015
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Law school is weird because you pay for your own torture.
— LawSchoolHumor (@LawSchoolHumor) January 27, 2017
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I consider quitting school regularly. pic.twitter.com/yisigojqre
— LawSchoolHumor (@LawSchoolHumor) October 29, 2015
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For as hard as law students study for finals, there is always more that they should have studied.
— LawSchoolHumor (@LawSchoolHumor) December 9, 2016
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When the teacher asks you a question, but you already know the answer. pic.twitter.com/r7aHLGbQLG
— LawSchoolHumor (@LawSchoolHumor) September 4, 2015
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When your highlighters are out of ink and you start to agree with dissenting opinions… That is when it is time for law school to be over.
— LawSchoolHumor (@LawSchoolHumor) December 8, 2016
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The first thing I learned in law school is that I made a mistake in deciding to go to law school.
— LawSchoolHumor (@LawSchoolHumor) December 5, 2016
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Rule: Do not mess with over caffeinated and highly emotional law students.
— LawSchoolHumor (@LawSchoolHumor) October 25, 2016
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Law school cannot be "won"… only survived.
— LawSchoolHumor (@LawSchoolHumor) October 21, 2016
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My response when I hear that anyone is considering going to law school: No.
— LawSchoolHumor (@LawSchoolHumor) October 15, 2016
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Law students know a little bit about a lot of things, and they love to talk about how much they know.
— LawSchoolHumor (@LawSchoolHumor) October 12, 2016
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The scary thing about law school is that for as hard as law students work, there is always more they should be doing.
— LawSchoolHumor (@LawSchoolHumor) October 6, 2016
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Every semester I promise myself that I will do the reading assignments on time, and then reality shows up.
— LawSchoolHumor (@LawSchoolHumor) September 6, 2016
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No student has ever started reading something without checking how long it is first.
— LawSchoolHumor (@LawSchoolHumor) August 26, 2016
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Word of advice for all judges out there: If you want law students to actually read your opinion, get to the point quickly.
— LawSchoolHumor (@LawSchoolHumor) August 24, 2016
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It is time to stop doing homework when you read the same paragraph multiple times and still do not know what you read.
— LawSchoolHumor (@LawSchoolHumor) August 24, 2016
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Law student goal: To become professional complainers that make a lot of money.
— LawSchoolHumor (@LawSchoolHumor) June 24, 2016
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I don't think going to law school is a bad idea. I think it's the worst idea I've ever had.
— LawSchoolHumor (@LawSchoolHumor) June 16, 2016
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Brain tells body: I can see you are trying to sleep right now, but can I offer you some of the most complex rules of law?
— LawSchoolHumor (@LawSchoolHumor) May 11, 2016
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The more you learn in law school, the more you learn that you do not know much.
— LawSchoolHumor (@LawSchoolHumor) April 29, 2016
