1. View this post on Instagram Oh joy. Milan Fashion Week has arrived to ruin our feeds with uneaten staged gelato shots. Offender of the day: @kristina_bazan A post shared by @ youdidnoteatthat on Sep 20, 2014 at 1:18pm PDT 2. View this post on Instagram Dear @howtwolive, Stabbing your face with uneaten cake slices fools no one. But can we please discuss the @heart_of_bone rings inspired by YDNET????? Incredible. A post shared by @ youdidnoteatthat on Oct 18, 2014 at 10:07am PDT 3. View this post on Instagram Bless her heart, the broad side hot dog approach is rather daunting. @voguebrasil @hotdogftances we hope you set @mariweickert straight. A post shared by @ youdidnoteatthat on Nov 12, 2014 at 6:21pm PST 4. View this post on Instagram We really like how candid and natural this photo from @jaydenicole is. Her use of a thousand branded hashtags in the original caption really drives home that "oops I just sat down in my paw print underpants to chow down a vegan cookie and someone snapped a photo" vibe. A post shared by @ youdidnoteatthat on Oct 12, 2014 at 7:13pm PDT 5. View this post on Instagram She's just been told they have to retake the shot and she's going to have to actually swallow that bite. 📷@recklessgirls A post shared by @ youdidnoteatthat on Oct 10, 2014 at 6:58am PDT 6. View this post on Instagram That time @rubytuesdaymatthews took a break from her busy bikini posing schedule to make this face next to a burger A post shared by @ youdidnoteatthat on Oct 3, 2014 at 10:16am PDT 7. View this post on Instagram Nope. @mint_chalida you look like you're about to shove it in your nose. Nice cheerleading costume though. Solid touch. A post shared by @ youdidnoteatthat on Oct 6, 2014 at 2:01pm PDT 8. View this post on Instagram According to @jessahinton #sometimesshejustwantsamediumpizzaforherself #longhashtagsarestupid A post shared by @ youdidnoteatthat on Sep 30, 2014 at 6:53pm PDT 9. View this post on Instagram I woke up like this slash it took me 46 minutes to change into my lingerie, wrap my head in a towel, scatter some craptastic snack cakes in the bed, don some obnoxious sunglasses and then force some poor soul to take 1528 different photos so I could pick the best one. Totes natural. 📷@valentinavignaliofficial A post shared by @ youdidnoteatthat on Sep 28, 2014 at 1:42pm PDT 10. View this post on Instagram The antithesis of the just the tip approach. Can't say it's any more convincing though. @modelinia @lara_stone we are not buying what you're selling. A post shared by @ youdidnoteatthat on Sep 22, 2014 at 8:01pm PDT 11. View this post on Instagram I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really really really, ridiculously good looking. And I'm finding out what that is. A post shared by @ youdidnoteatthat on Sep 13, 2014 at 11:14pm PDT 12. View this post on Instagram It's Labor Day. Go ahead and scream at a burger if you feel like it. @ardene certainly is. A post shared by @ youdidnoteatthat on Aug 29, 2014 at 5:33pm PDT 13. View this post on Instagram A bacon parody of a Tom Ford fragrance ad is truly next level. @caradelevingne = SPIRIT ANIMAL. Bring on the #fakinbacon challenge. We've got some material up our sleeves. A post shared by @ youdidnoteatthat on Aug 23, 2014 at 8:22am PDT 14. View this post on Instagram We would have given ANYTHING to have heard the "art direction" leading up to this shot. @thekatecompton you win. A post shared by @ youdidnoteatthat on Aug 12, 2014 at 12:14pm PDT 15. View this post on Instagram Her caption proclaims this is a "candid shot." Really @hapatime? A post shared by @ youdidnoteatthat on Aug 7, 2014 at 5:39pm PDT 16. View this post on Instagram Hint: it's even better if you unwrap it. Thanks to @chrissienana A post shared by @ youdidnoteatthat on Aug 5, 2014 at 10:35am PDT 17. View this post on Instagram The only thing faker than her bite is…um…everything about her. Photo credit from John Shearer/WireImage A post shared by @ youdidnoteatthat on Aug 6, 2014 at 4:37pm PDT 18. View this post on Instagram We would have given anything to be in this mcdonalds when this shoot happened. Thank you @cococuenco for this gift. A post shared by @ youdidnoteatthat on Jul 29, 2014 at 1:31pm PDT 19. View this post on Instagram This is what we think the cup should have read. Original photo courtesy of @danielleknudson1 A post shared by @ youdidnoteatthat on Jul 25, 2014 at 11:08am PDT 20. View this post on Instagram Only one of her donuts is real. Photo cred: @jessahinton A post shared by @ youdidnoteatthat on Jul 19, 2014 at 6:38am PDT 21. View this post on Instagram Pizza tips are so hot right now. Courtesy of @hoskelsa. A post shared by @ youdidnoteatthat on Jul 21, 2014 at 5:04pm PDT 22. View this post on Instagram Pretty sure Karl didn't sanction this cone collaboration. But in brighter news this is an epically bad/awesome fake bite. Thank you @lipsylondon. A post shared by @ youdidnoteatthat on Jul 18, 2014 at 10:36am PDT 23. View this post on Instagram Couldn't have said it better ourselves. Thank you @scottlipps and @dannyriverany for this excellent display of #youdidnoteatthat. A post shared by @ youdidnoteatthat on Jul 6, 2014 at 11:06am PDT 24. View this post on Instagram A post shared by @youdidnoteatthat on Jul 2, 2014 at 12:00pm PDT 25. View this post on Instagram Oh yes…that pizza crop top really convinces us you did more than dangle that slice on your lips. Photo credit @sticks_and_stones_agency (jeez that was long to type) A post shared by @ youdidnoteatthat on Jul 1, 2014 at 10:51am PDT 26. View this post on Instagram No sure what's more unsettling: throwing out a #mondaybunday on a Sunday…or…everything else about this picture from @laurenvictoriahanley. A post shared by @ youdidnoteatthat on Jun 29, 2014 at 2:07pm PDT 27. View this post on Instagram Her caption is "fight to survive." Survive what? Holding a donut hole? Oh @princesspiamia A post shared by @ youdidnoteatthat on Jun 26, 2014 at 5:08pm PDT 28. View this post on Instagram Yep. This is exactly how we envisioned @beyonce in the backseat of her limo. Pun contest starts NOW. Thank you @gisellechilds for showing us this gem. Photo credit is apparently Mason Poole. A post shared by @ youdidnoteatthat on Jun 24, 2014 at 7:13pm PDT 29. View this post on Instagram Nothing says summer like a hot dog selfie. Photo cred: @rileyuggla A post shared by @ youdidnoteatthat on Jun 24, 2014 at 11:33am PDT 30. View this post on Instagram The lovely @kakiwest appears to be blotting her lipstick with a burger. A post shared by @ youdidnoteatthat on Jun 21, 2014 at 7:13am PDT 31. View this post on Instagram If you look closely you'll realize @bhollyb is actually licking the cone. A post shared by @ youdidnoteatthat on Jun 13, 2014 at 7:24pm PDT 32. View this post on Instagram You may recognize her from an earlier post. Same burger (still intact), same full mouth pose, just missing a bikini top. A post shared by @ youdidnoteatthat on Jun 10, 2014 at 6:50pm PDT 33. View this post on Instagram Guys. She wins national donut day. Sorry. But she does. Double fist + the awkward squat. Winning. @donutheadz A post shared by @ youdidnoteatthat on Jun 6, 2014 at 8:36pm PDT 34. View this post on Instagram On Tuesdays we pretend to eat Cheetos. A post shared by @ youdidnoteatthat on Jun 3, 2014 at 7:47am PDT 35. View this post on Instagram Anyone else notice that she's posing like her mouth is full but the burger is 100% intact? A post shared by @ youdidnoteatthat on May 30, 2014 at 10:41am PDT 36. View this post on Instagram If you look really hard you'll see a doughnut in this picture. That likely wasn't eaten. A post shared by @ youdidnoteatthat on May 28, 2014 at 3:14pm PDT 37. View this post on Instagram Is it just us or is the chocolate bar larger than the bikini bottom? Also…what? What is this shoot even for? A post shared by @ youdidnoteatthat on May 24, 2014 at 12:06pm PDT 38. View this post on Instagram To quote the great Cher Horowitz: "Anything you can do to draw attention to your mouth is good." In this instance, we might have to disagree Kourtney. A post shared by @ youdidnoteatthat on May 24, 2014 at 6:11am PDT 39. View this post on Instagram LOOK AT THE FEAR IN HER EYES AT THIS OUTRAGEOUS COOKIE MERELY TOUCHING HER LIPS!! @negin_mirsalehi #youdidnoteatthat A post shared by @ youdidnoteatthat on May 16, 2014 at 11:05am PDT 40. View this post on Instagram No caption necessary. A post shared by @ youdidnoteatthat on May 10, 2014 at 10:23am PDT