1.
People keep saying I have commitment issues but wine and I have been going steady for years #PGP
— Pretty Girl Problems (@PrettyGrlProb) May 27, 2015
2.
Dear Soulmate,
Where the hell are you??
Ps. Bring wine #Pgp— Pretty Girl Problems (@PrettyGrlProb) April 15, 2016
3.
You can call them yoga pants. But I'm going to call mine what they really are: sitting on the couch drinking wine pants #Pgp
— Pretty Girl Problems (@PrettyGrlProb) April 15, 2016
4.
If opposites attract where's my tall, handsome, emotionally stable Prince Charming? #Pgp
— Pretty Girl Problems (@PrettyGrlProb) April 13, 2016
5.
Sure, I made mistakes when I was younger. But now that I'm older I've learned how to make different, often far more serious mistakes. #pgp
— Pretty Girl Problems (@PrettyGrlProb) April 13, 2016
6.
I'm having one of those days where I'm pretty sure no amount of coffee will turn me into a functioning adult. #Pgp
— Pretty Girl Problems (@PrettyGrlProb) April 1, 2016
7.
As a kid, it only mattered whether or not the person you liked had cooties. Now, do they have a kid, an STD, a job, a cat, a drug problem…
— Pretty Girl Problems (@PrettyGrlProb) March 31, 2016
8.
I got so much procrastinating done today #pgp
— Pretty Girl Problems (@PrettyGrlProb) March 28, 2016
9.
Be as picky with men as you are with your selfies #pgp
— Pretty Girl Problems (@PrettyGrlProb) March 28, 2016
10.
If you line up all your ex lovers in a row, you can see a flow chart of your mental illness #Pgp
— Pretty Girl Problems (@PrettyGrlProb) March 17, 2016
11.
What's a queen without her king, well historically speaking more powerful. #Pgp
— Pretty Girl Problems (@PrettyGrlProb) March 16, 2016
12.
I hate to cancel. I know we made plans to get together tonight but that was two hours ago. I was younger then, and full of hope. #pgp
— Pretty Girl Problems (@PrettyGrlProb) March 14, 2016
13.
My life is 50% wondering if it's too late to drink coffee and 50% wondering if it's too early to drink alcohol. #pgp
— Pretty Girl Problems (@PrettyGrlProb) March 10, 2016
14.
What's a queen without a king? Still a Queen. #pgp
— Pretty Girl Problems (@PrettyGrlProb) March 8, 2016
15.
Why are makeup brushes so expensive? $40 for 1 brush is NOT okay… All i want to do is blend my eyeshadow not paint another Mona Lisa #pgp
— Pretty Girl Problems (@PrettyGrlProb) March 21, 2016
16.
I wear all black to remind you not to mess with me because I'm already dressed for your funeral #pgp
— Pretty Girl Problems (@PrettyGrlProb) March 1, 2016
17.
Why do periods have to last an entire week? After an hour, I know I'm not pregnant. Can we just move on? #pgp
— Pretty Girl Problems (@PrettyGrlProb) January 27, 2016
18.
I don't run from my problems. I sit on the couch, play on my phone, and ignore them like a real adult. #pgp
— Pretty Girl Problems (@PrettyGrlProb) January 22, 2016
19.
— Pretty Girl Problems (@PrettyGrlProb) January 20, 2016
20.
The odds of winning the Powerball are 1 to 292,200,00 and I'm still less likely to find a boyfriend #Pgp
— Pretty Girl Problems (@PrettyGrlProb) January 12, 2016
21.
When we grow up checking out bank account is the equivalent of checking for monsters under the bed. #Pgp
— Pretty Girl Problems (@PrettyGrlProb) January 11, 2016
22.
Sometimes I take baths because it's hard to drink wine in the showers #Pgp
— Pretty Girl Problems (@PrettyGrlProb) May 28, 2015
23.
I wish I could Google search where my bobby pins went #pgp
— Pretty Girl Problems (@PrettyGrlProb) May 18, 2015
24.
Every girl has that one song that turns her into an insta-stripper #pgp
— Pretty Girl Problems (@PrettyGrlProb) May 17, 2015
25.
I work well with others when they leave me alone #pgp
— Pretty Girl Problems (@PrettyGrlProb) May 15, 2015
26.
This whole grown up thing has been fun, but I have to go now #pgp
— Pretty Girl Problems (@PrettyGrlProb) May 11, 2015
27.
Certain people make me wish I had more middle fingers #pgp
— Pretty Girl Problems (@PrettyGrlProb) May 7, 2015
28.
Boobs have proven that men can actually focus on two things at once #uff #truth #Pgp
— Pretty Girl Problems (@PrettyGrlProb) May 5, 2015
29.
My exes are living proof of how stupid I can be #pgp
— Pretty Girl Problems (@PrettyGrlProb) May 5, 2015
30.
When one door closes, open a new wine bottle. #PGP
— Pretty Girl Problems (@PrettyGrlProb) May 5, 2015
31.
4 hrs of sleep at age 20…good to party. 4 hrs of sleep at 25…I'll murder anyone who speaks to me #Pgp
— Pretty Girl Problems (@PrettyGrlProb) May 4, 2015
32.
Stuck between I want to get my shit together and fuck it you only live once. #Pgp
— Pretty Girl Problems (@PrettyGrlProb) May 4, 2015
33.
Let me get my crown adjusted and I'll start my day. #pgp
— Pretty Girl Problems (@PrettyGrlProb) April 29, 2015
34.
I think I subconsciously love being single… I seem to always end up there #Pgp
— Pretty Girl Problems (@PrettyGrlProb) April 27, 2015
35.
They keep saying the right person will come along. I think mine got hit by a truck. #pgp
— Pretty Girl Problems (@PrettyGrlProb) April 27, 2015
36.
I laugh when girls think I want their boy…bitch I don't even want my own man #Pgp
— Pretty Girl Problems (@PrettyGrlProb) April 24, 2015
37.
Call me old fashioned but I think your shorts should be longer than your lady parts #Pgp
— Pretty Girl Problems (@PrettyGrlProb) April 22, 2015
38.
Sure I'll go for a run with you. If it's to the liquor store…and we are driving #Pgp
— Pretty Girl Problems (@PrettyGrlProb) April 22, 2015
39.
Do you ever read the first line of a text and think "oh no, I don't have time for this shit" #pgp
— Pretty Girl Problems (@PrettyGrlProb) April 22, 2015
40.
Some weeks just need to be counted as successful if you didn't need bail money or to hide bodies #roughweek #tgif
— Pretty Girl Problems (@PrettyGrlProb) April 17, 2015
41.
Dear Boyfriend, pic.twitter.com/bhQIlt4ftY
— Pretty Girl Problems (@PrettyGrlProb) January 28, 2015
