1.
me rn at this point in the semester https://t.co/reZIaKDm1A
— Common White Girl (@CommonWhiteGirI) March 8, 2016
2.
being a sleepy girl with a busy life is hard
— Common White Girl (@CommonWhiteGirI) March 13, 2016
3.
"You wanna go out to eat?"
"Nah I'm too tired."
"I'll pay for you." pic.twitter.com/GaDpO0S8bZ— Common White Girl (@CommonWhiteGirI) March 12, 2016
4.
I need my hair done. I need my nails done. I need my toes done. I need my eyebrows done. I need new clothes. I need new shoes. I need $10000
— Common White Girl (@CommonWhiteGirI) March 12, 2016
5.
yesterday: tired
today: tired
tomorrow: tired
next week: tired
next month: tired
next year: tired
next life: tired— Common White Girl (@CommonWhiteGirI) March 11, 2016
6.
Stress level: senior year Troy Bolton pic.twitter.com/8P7qgtaHOg
— Common White Girl (@CommonWhiteGirI) March 11, 2016
7.
When you ask your mom a simple question & she starts yelling …. pic.twitter.com/2UPvwEo0oh
— Common White Girl (@CommonWhiteGirI) March 11, 2016
8.
I've got 99 problems and like 73 of them would be solved if these Greys Anatomy couples were still together pic.twitter.com/3McKmyMSil
— Common White Girl (@CommonWhiteGirI) March 11, 2016
9.
When someone doesn't understand that you're a princess and you're tired of their shit pic.twitter.com/jW1rSigCz5
— Common White Girl (@CommonWhiteGirI) March 10, 2016
10.
when the cashier already done with you and says "next" but u tryna put ur money in ur pocket hella fast pic.twitter.com/D6kl6W5mlZ
— Common White Girl (@CommonWhiteGirI) March 9, 2016
11.
if u ask me to go to the park and just swing on swings with u there is 98% chance i will say yes and swing for 5 hours do not test me
— Common White Girl (@CommonWhiteGirI) March 9, 2016
12.
basically how my life is going https://t.co/I5hoWv9laL
— Common White Girl (@CommonWhiteGirI) March 7, 2016
13.
*cries in broke* pic.twitter.com/L8hZwvD4v8
— Common White Girl (@CommonWhiteGirI) March 5, 2016
14.
"I'm too scared to double text"
Me: pic.twitter.com/04xpB15aqj
— Common White Girl (@CommonWhiteGirI) March 5, 2016
15.
If only nature would find a way to cover these oranges so we didn't need to waste so much plastic on them. pic.twitter.com/KypzUzNvgN
— Common White Girl (@CommonWhiteGirI) March 5, 2016
16.
Trying to hide from responsibilities like pic.twitter.com/NU5C7Qmq4M
— Common White Girl (@CommonWhiteGirI) March 4, 2016
17.
When u have homework due the next day & u didn't do it. Then the teacher gives an extension & u still didn't do it pic.twitter.com/84jxTMwTE7
— Common White Girl (@CommonWhiteGirI) March 3, 2016
18.
they're making a high school musical 4 without the original cast and I'm like: pic.twitter.com/rKU1MmFgh2
— Common White Girl (@CommonWhiteGirI) March 2, 2016
19.
DO U HAVE THAT ONE GIRL IN SCHOOL THAT EVERYONE LOVES BUT U DONT GET IT AND YOU DONT LIKE HER AT ALL AND YOU SENSE SOMETHING EVIL ABOUT HER
— Common White Girl (@CommonWhiteGirI) February 29, 2016
20.
this got me pic.twitter.com/vNmD9huNpe
— Common White Girl (@CommonWhiteGirI) February 27, 2016
21.
"you're gonna hate yourself in the morning if you stay up late"
jokes on you I'm gonna hate myself in the morning no matter what
— Common White Girl (@CommonWhiteGirI) February 27, 2016
22.
Daaaaaamn life, back at it again with the bullshit.
— Common White Girl (@CommonWhiteGirI) February 24, 2016
23.
TRUE AF pic.twitter.com/zjAi0wSL8d
— Common White Girl (@CommonWhiteGirI) February 22, 2016
24.
i have so much homework
what movie should i watch
— Common White Girl (@CommonWhiteGirI) February 22, 2016
25.
When you hit him up with the "good night" text cause he's taking long to reply and he replies "night" in .5 seconds pic.twitter.com/zZsq9c2fLH
— Common White Girl (@CommonWhiteGirI) February 19, 2016
26.
how quick us girls work pic.twitter.com/4uylfF1xlU
— Common White Girl (@CommonWhiteGirI) February 19, 2016
27.
when you're chilling and then you touch your pocket and don't feel your phone pic.twitter.com/BzwYYDsAci
— Common White Girl (@CommonWhiteGirI) February 18, 2016
28.
boys need to work on keeping their Instagram up to date with good pics. I can't show my mom some pic of a fish you caught 120 weeks ago
— Common White Girl (@CommonWhiteGirI) February 17, 2016
29.
I legit get butt hurt when my mom doesn't text me back. Like what could you possibly be doing????? I am your whole life???????
— Common White Girl (@CommonWhiteGirI) February 15, 2016
30.
When your alarm goes off in the morning and you think to yourself "do I really need an education" pic.twitter.com/Ytz9CAC4pm
— Common White Girl (@CommonWhiteGirI) February 15, 2016
31.
me: violence is never the answer
also me: pic.twitter.com/tJcNiUEEca— Common White Girl (@CommonWhiteGirI) February 12, 2016
32.
Oh you don't have a valentine on valentine's day? Some people don't even have a groundhog on groundhogs day. check your privilege
— Common White Girl (@CommonWhiteGirI) February 11, 2016
33.
When your parents make a joke and you need money pic.twitter.com/hvbAKbIQfZ
— Common White Girl (@CommonWhiteGirI) February 8, 2016
34.
The Budweiser commercial this year had no puppies https://t.co/cVCJGF9oRB
— Common White Girl (@CommonWhiteGirI) February 8, 2016
35.
why do parents get mad when u sleep all day like im staying out of trouble and im not spending your money like what is the issue here
— Common White Girl (@CommonWhiteGirI) February 7, 2016
36.
I keep hitting "remind me later" for the iOS update and I just realized that's kinda symbolic of how I generally handle life
— Common White Girl (@CommonWhiteGirI) February 7, 2016
37.
When your professor changes slides and you not done copying it down pic.twitter.com/6yPcA4awXl
— Common White Girl (@CommonWhiteGirI) February 6, 2016
38.
My mom won't even buy me McDonalds pic.twitter.com/yjmGfVzDEy
— Common White Girl (@CommonWhiteGirI) February 3, 2016
39.
I feel this on a spiritual level pic.twitter.com/nbLCzdMp6n
— Common White Girl (@CommonWhiteGirI) February 2, 2016
40.
When ur chem test is on nothing u have ever learned. pic.twitter.com/l2f2vuMUKF
— Common White Girl (@CommonWhiteGirI) January 29, 2016
41.
true pic.twitter.com/rKkYK8cSCP
— Common White Girl (@CommonWhiteGirI) January 25, 2016
42.
"what kind of job do you want?"
me: pic.twitter.com/sXzndSjvu0
— Common White Girl (@CommonWhiteGirI) January 24, 2016
43.
When your car ain't warm up but you late to work and the heat blowing cold air pic.twitter.com/A1g3J0xPWc
— Common White Girl (@CommonWhiteGirI) January 23, 2016
44.
my life on snapchat pic.twitter.com/oBkQxw8VlY
— Common White Girl (@CommonWhiteGirI) January 17, 2016