‘You’re Not Putting That Thing Inside Me’: 17 Women On When A Penis Is Just TOO Big

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1. IF A GUY CAME NEAR ME WITH A TEN-INCH PENIS I’D PROBABLY RUN AWAY SCREAMING

“I’m sorry but if a guy came near me with a 10″ penis I’d probably run away screaming….That just sounds waaaaaaaaaaaaay too frickin’ big.”

2. TWELVE INCHES AND THE DIAMETER OF A COKE CAN

“It has only happened to me once and the size alone made me not even want to try. We are talking 12″ and the diameter of a Coke can. I actually felt badly for him.”

3. ANYTHING OVER SEVEN INCHES HURTS

“Anything over 7 inches hurts. I like wider dicks better than long pencils. If a man knows what to do with it, any size works. I had a guy once and his dick was only 4 inches but his tongue was amazing. I think he could stick his tongue deeper in than his dick. I had the best orgasms ever with that boy. Never should have broken up with. Some girl is smiling right now with that tiny dick.”

4. HE HAS A REALLY THICK PENIS (THINK LARGE CUCUMBER)

“My current guy and I get along great, but we may not be sexually compatible. He has a really thick penis (think large cucumber), and I seem to be too small! We have not had successful intercourse because it hurts me way too much.”

5. I CAN WALK AWAY FROM A BIG DICK FAR MORE EASILY THAN A BIG BRAIN

“It was a few years ago now, so I don’t recall every detail, but what I remember is that the first time we did it, he was on top of me, and then he was inside me, and he was huge. Bigger than anyone I’d ever been with. ‘And I’m only halfway in’ he said proudly. Clearly, he knew just how unusual his package was. ‘Really?’ I asked. I quickly got my answer, when he proceeded to thrust deeper into me and I winced. It wasn’t painful exactly, but it wasn’t comfortable, and it certainly wasn’t sexy….I can walk away from a big dick far more easily than a big brain.”

6. I RAN AROUND THE ROOM FOR MORE THAN AN HOUR TRYING TO GET AWAY FROM THIS MAN

“I have just entered into a relationship with a man. His penis is very large. It is nine inches long. When I tried to have sex with him, I told him that I couldn’t manage it. I tried, but I told him I can’t do it again. I did not enjoy having sex with him. Although he tried to take his time, it was very painful. I ran around the room for more than an hour trying to get away from this man.”

7. I COULDN’T EVER HANDLE A THIRTEEN-INCH DICK INSIDE OF ME

“I think the perfect penis length/size is 7 inches. The 8 inches are kind of good too. The 9 inches are a little too much…for me. Anything above 9″ is too big for me and I couldn’t ever handle a 13-inch dick inside of me. Oww. With a 5-inch, it is okay, but it all depends on how guys handle their dicks!:) Anything below 5 inches is gross to me…and useless.”

8. IT HURTS REALLY BAD WHEN IT BOTTOMS OUT

“If it is over 7 inches long I don’t want it. It hurts really bad when it bottoms out. I had sex with my brother-in-law once and it hurt so bad when he went all the way in. I told him never again if he doesn’t know when to stop.”

9. I JUST DON’T LIKE HAVING THEM BANGING AGAINST MY CERVIX

“I like them about 5 inches or so. It makes oral sex so much easier. It still gets me off. I like them bigger around but short. I just don’t like having them banging against my cervix.”

10. KEEP AWAY FROM THE MONSTERS—THEY HURT

“I once had a guy who was 8.5. It hurt like hell. I was sore for a week. I never wanted to have sex again. Big ones are nice to look at, but don’t touch me with that thing lol. I think 6 inches is just right you can do all positions and ride it all night long. Keep me away from the monsters—they hurt.”

11. I PERSONALLY PREFER A SIX TO SEVEN-INCH DICK OVER SOME MONSTER PYTHON COCK

“My ex recently came back into town and we hooked up. He’s 6’3 and 10″ and thick whereas I’m 4″11 and pretty tight and it fucking HURT. I mean, hurt waaaay too bad to enjoy it. But I didn’t want to make it awkward so we finished. But I think it had more to do with the fact that I wasn’t wet at all (we pretty much jumped right to sex, no foreplay) and less with his size. We’ve hooked up before and it was great, I think this past time was just off. But I personally prefer a 6-7″ dick over some monster python cock. I mean, sure, it sounds nice, but it’s a bit too cumbersome.”

12. I’M IN PAIN FOR UP TO A FULL DAY AFTERWARD

I have been marred for almost 2 years; we waited until we were married to have sex, but prior to my relationship with my husband, I had sex with old boyfriends. I have never. EVER. Had a problem with sex. However, my husband’s penis is thick. Any and all penetration gives me vaginal tearing, which makes the rest of the event painful. I’m in pain for up to a full day afterward as well. This has resulted in sex once a month or less with my husband (that’s so awful…) So I feel like I am SOL. I feel awful for my husband and it’s affecting me psychologically now—every time sex fails I get further into a hole where I don’t want to have sex anymore. This morning we tried to have sex and after it hurt I clenched up so much he couldn’t penetrate—and I didn’t even feel myself doing that!!”

13. I WAS USUALLY NERVOUS ABOUT HIM HURTING ME DURING SEX

“My ex was really large also and honestly, I don’t think I ever got used to it and we were together for 11 years. I would get tears and bleeding sometimes because I have a sensitive cervix. I was usually nervous about him hurting me during sex, which just made matters worse. I did not like having sex with him and that’s probably why he would cheat on me so much.”

14. I had to see a doctor the day after because I thought he had shifted my womb

“I recently got in a relationship with a successful, caring and understanding young man and everything was fine until we started having sex. He has a huge penis—the first time I saw it I was in total shock. I had no idea that he was walking around with that weapon in his pants. At first, I thought I would get use to it after having sex couple of times with him but it has been more than three months now and it’s the same tribulation I am going through. The irony of the situation is that I used to always jokingly tell my girl friends that I didn’t want any small d*ck man but it seems that I have taken on more than I can handle….The first time we had sex I had to see a doctor the day after because I thought he had shifted my womb.”

15. I CAN’T FIT BUT MAYBE TWO INCHES OF IT IN MY MOUTH

“I am very upset that I can never give my husband an orgasm during oral sex. His penis is huge and I can’t fit but maybe two inches of it in my mouth. I enjoy giving oral sex, but my poor little husband is doing without. I know he enjoys what little I do get to do, but it’s only so fun if you can’t take the whole thing in your mouth like I wish I could.”

16. IT’S LIKE HE’S STABBING ME

“I’m a tiny girl, standing about 4’11” and my vag is pretty small. On the other hand, my boyfriend is about 6’7″ and is endowed to about a foot. While this might sound awesome, it really isn’t. It HURTS. He can only go about halfway in before it starts to hurt me, and then it’s like he’s stabbing me. Every time he hits the entrance to my cervix, it feels horrible.”

17. IT NOW STRESSES ME OUT EVEN THINKING ABOUT HAVING SEX WITH HIM

“My boyfriend and I have been dating for a couple of months now…I’ll cut right to the chase…his penis is way too big. It’s by far the biggest I have ever seen and it’s becoming a real issue. The first time we had sex, and ever since then, it’s been painful and at times almost impossible to even get inside….While it would seemingly be a good thing, it now stresses me out even thinking about having sex with him, and I find myself not wanting to anymore. This also makes orgasm for me almost impossible because I’m so distracted by it. It hurts during and sore afterwards—and we don’t even have sex for that long!” Thought Catalog Logo Mark


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