His presence in my life was not forced on me, and I (like so many people) will automatically resent any direction my life goes if it’s forced on, even if I would’ve chosen it myself.
30 people told us the one song that, more than any other, brings back memories of their first sexual experience.
For almost 20 years, no one knew what a code left by a dying woman meant. The internet figured it out in 15 minutes.
Crack-Smoking Toronto Mayor Rob Ford just wants to ~*~DANCE~*~
Rufus ends up with Lisa Loeb in the end. This show did not give a f*ck. Respect.
Even as adults, there will be moments with your sister when you start re-enacting a scene from Ren & Stimpy in the middle of a bar and lose your sh*t in a way no other friendship can produce.
Wear footie pajamas to their cat’s funeral. Pass you a note on scented Hello Kitty paper during the service that says: “I killed him.”
It’s weird logic to think that our attraction to a greater variety of people means we are having sex with a greater number of partners.
You live in the age of Breaking Bad – cocaine isn’t chic right now, meth is.
When you accept something awful for long enough, you start forgetting that you should be demanding more.