One-Woman Band Plays Nirvana’s “Heart-Shaped Box” And I Want To Be Her, Please

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Questions I have for one-woman band Kawehi:

  • Your bob game: How is it so on point? Every time your hair moves, it sounds like it’s saying, “Sit your ass down, Victoria Beckham. I got this.”
  • Why didn’t you drink any of that wine? Why is it even sitting there? It’s making me really uneasy next to all those electronics. In fact, give me the wine.
  • Why does it look like you’re in Ron Swanson’s mountain cabin? Not that we shouldn’t all want to be there at all times.
  • How do you do…all of that? Teach me everything. Let’s also Little Mermaid this shit while we’re at it and give me your voice.
  • Can we see a picture of who I assume is really hot boyfriend behind the camera?