I try to avoid generalizing as much as possible (hey, was that a generalization?) but I’m just gonna throw this out there: kids today are almost too stupid to live. Today’s proof comes in the form of crushed Smarties (you know), which these miniature heathens are snorting like drugs. I have a few problems with this:
- Smarties are delicious and you’re basically wasting them.
- You live in the age of Breaking Bad – cocaine isn’t chic right now, meth is. You guys are young, aren’t you supposed to be in touch with hip shit?
- Stop being pussies. Just do drugs if you want to do drugs. I mean, obviously don’t. But really, the only thing more lame than being a kid who does drugs is being a kid who does fake drugs and gives him/herself a goddamn brain infection or maggots in your face (omg don’t click but you must click but really, you don’t want to, shut up just do it.)