15 Marilyn Monroe Quotes Updated For Millennials

  • “A career TV is wonderful, but you can’t curl up with it on a cold night like a laptop.”
  • “For those who are poor in happiness each time is a first time; happiness never becomes a habit are not, like, actually poor and need to check their privilege.”
  • “I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love who knows the wifi password here.”
  • “If you can’t handle me at my worst sharing the road with bikes, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best to even have a car.”
  • “Everyone’s a star thinking about going to grad school and deserves the right to twinkle for you to be impressed.”
  • “A girl doesn’t need anyone who doesn’t need retweet her.”
  • “Dreaming about being an actress adult is more exciting than being one.”
  • “A wise girl kisses likes but doesn’t love comment, listens to Katy Perry but doesn’t believe admit it, and leaves before she is left never sends the last text of the night.”
  • “After all, all we demanded was a right to sparkle pumpkin spice lattes.”
  • “Beneath the makeup and behind the smile, I am just a girl who wishes for the world that Breaking Bad didn’t have to end.”
  • “All a girl really wants is for one every guy to prove to her that they her selfies are not all the same.”
  • “All little girls 20-somethings should be told they are pretty their parents are responsible for their inability to form healthy relationship, even if they aren’t.”
  • “Dogs never bite me. Just humans assholes at parties who think pretending to be on bath salts is still a relevant joke.”
  • “How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants rather than to create it herself because Pinterest.”
  • “Husbands are chiefly good as lovers when they are betraying their wives, so I joined Ashley Madison.”
  • “I am invariably late for appointments, sometimes as much as two hours. I’ve tried to change my ways but the things that make me late are too strong my bed, and too pleasing Netflix.” TC Mark

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