Appropriated Bird Names For Every Occasion

Metal Bands

Blood Pheasant

Mute Swan

Wandering Albatross

Black Vulture

Parasitic Skua

Luzon Bleeding-Heart

Black-Throated Trogon

Spix’s Spinetail

Dead Sea Sparrow

Goth Models

Mourning Dove

Scarlet Ibis

Savanna Hawk

Ivory Gull

Snowy Owl

Waterfall Swift

Winter Wren

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Wandering Tattler

Rosy-Faced Lovebird

Japanese Wood-Pigeon

White-Tipped Dove

Rainbow Bee-Eater

Grey Go-Away-Bird

Little Elf Owl

Speckled Mousebird

Splendid Fairy-Wren

Foreign Porn Actors

Himalayan Snowcock

Musk Duck

Red-throated Diver

Peruvian Booby

Imperial Shag

White Hawk

Pink Pigeon

Diamond Dove

Tawny Frogmouth

Dollarbird

Bush-Tit

Welcome Swallow (!!!!!)

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Adelie Penguin

Grey Heron

Lanner Falcon

Jacobin Cuckoo

Velvet Asity (although this could also go under “Foreign Porn Actors” since “Asity” sounds a lot like “Ass Titty”.)

Next time: Bluegrass Bands (“Tennessee Warbler”), In-Development iPhone Apps (“Grackle”), and Potential Titles for Psychological Thrillers Starring Josh Hartnett in His Comeback Role (“Hawfinch”). Thought Catalog Logo Mark

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