Jeremy Glass

Last night, for no particular reason, I decided to not to take my Klonopin. Let’s backtrack: I’ve been on this drug for about three years straight now.

This is an excerpt from Jeremy Glass’s new book, Aimless, a collection of short stories featuring bursts of fictional oddities, cerebral essays, and various references to sexual fantasies gone terribly awry.

 With hacks on the rise in the World Wide Web, finding a hack that’s perfect for you is easier than ever. Find out how to hack with this hack and start hacking away.  1.

But, when it comes to the Internet, you’re barely passing. D minus maybe.

Unbeknownst to most of my friends, this little box of stories has followed me around from each and every apartment I’ve lived in for the past four years.

Look, fast food is totally delicious and all…but it will eventually kill you. So, if you’re looking for a really unique way to commit suicide, I suggest popcorn-shrimping yourself to death.

I could write a whole spiel about my distaste for the great American scam that is the unpaid internship, but I digress.

Audiences need to let go of their inhibitions and ease themselves back into the world of the Bluths.