Most women aren’t interested in the drunk guy at the airport bar.
Here’s a guide to help you navigate the complicated world of being a righteous misanthrope.
How quickly they turn surly if you don’t respond quickly or if you aren’t receptive to their stupid, degrading come-ons.
They’d rather eat her alive than face who they are.
There’s no greater stroke of the ego than listening to a man’s breath catch in his throat from the mere feeling of your body.
I am an ugly whore. Or at least that’s the sentiment of the faceless and nameless users who chose to comment on this article believe. “Ugly” is subjective and at best, boring. Why not hideous? Repulsive?
No more fucking that guy I hate as a person but has a perfect uncircumcised dick.
Ignore the naysayers,
Pink trumpet players!