You might recall Beyonce’s photo announcement on Instagram last week that she was expecting twins. The Internet pretty much gushed about it and it really was lovely.

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Beautiful stuff but sometimes you just want to celebrate a (perhaps) less important event in your life. That’s what this Facebook user did and it’s honestly hilarious.

Here’s the text:

I cherished my own food baby just this Sunday and I can tell you that it was one of the most rewarding experiences of my entire life. Sadly, I wasn’t brave enough to celebrate it the way it deserved.

All food babies are precious, after all.