I tried every filter, from Amaro to Kelvin, and yet failed to find one that made my sunset look prettier than anybody else’s.
I actually used three different photo-editing applications that make it LOOK like I didn’t use a filter. Worship me.
By the time I finished taking this picture and tagging my location, my food was cold and I caught the server out of the corner of their eye shaking their head. Also, I definitely picked this from the menu because it sounded artistic and it tastes horrible.
The only other thing I did today was to not wear pants and watch Orange is the New Black.
4. #mcm (#mancrushmonday)
I have a boyfriend and you don’t. SUCKKKKA
Here’s a celebrity I think is the bee’s knees. Yeah, I guess I’ll never date him but neither will you.
5. #wcw (#womancrushwednesday)
I have a girlfriend and you don’t. SUCKKKKA
This is my hot best friend. Yes, Jennifer Lawrence and I are best friends. Whether or not I’ve met her is beside the point. She just gets me, OK?
6. #tbt (#throwbackthursday)
This picture is either:
A) Something I didn’t get to post from this week but I still really wanted to;
B) A photo I found on my phone from 2 years ago; or
C) A baby picture I spent three hours digging through, all so you could appreciate how cute I was in overalls with ice cream all over my face.
7. #fbf (#flashbackfriday)
I forgot to post a picture on Throwback Thursday. Silly me!
Hello, Internet. I’ve brought you a peace offering of pictures of kittens. Have a nice day.
“I love lamp.”
“Brick, are you just looking at things in the office and saying that you love them?”
“I love lamp.”
None of these pictures was great enough to post on its own, so I edited them individually and put them together in this collage. I’d better get more likes for all of that effort.
11. #follow4follow #followme #like4like #follow #tags4likes #ig etc…
I belong in my own special circle of hell.
OMG KITTENS OMG BOYS OMG MY ICE CREAM HOW CUTEEEEEEEEE I CAN’T EVEN RN
My life is so special that every day requires a picture of how great it is. Today I walked my dog, tomorrow I’m getting my nails done, and let’s not forget my daily iced vanilla latte from Starbucks!
The most honest hashtag of them all. Because nothing passes the time like quality edited photos.
Hey, I guess life is good sometimes. Where’s Pharrell when you need him?