The Kardashian Emojis (Kimojis) Are Here, NSFW, And On Fire!
By Jazmine Reed
The Paper Magazine Emoji
Use this when: You want to warn your crew you will be getting white girl wasted—and naked.
The Graduation Cap Emoji
Use this when: You’re having a night cap, listening to the Graduation, Late Registration or College Drop-Out album, any time really except when talking about education because can Kylie even read?
The Krying Kim Face
Use this when: You find out, once again, the Kylie Jenner Lip Kit is sold-out.
The Kim Kardashian West-Side Emoji
Use this when: You want to reminiscence on MySpace days or celebrate one of the GOATs.
The White Guy Emoji
Use this when: You’re explaining why you’re not returning his calls.
The Shower Sex Emoji
Use this when: Reciting Ye’s lyrics, “I think I fell in love with a porn star / And got married in a bathroom.”
The Slang Terms Emoji
Use this when: You’re too busy shopping to type letters, doll.
The Hair Color Emojis
Use this when: Your borderline personality disorder is in full effect.
The Chicken and Waffles Emoji
Use this when: You need to tell your S.O. what to also get as they “hurry up with your damn croissants”, or you know, when you want to be mildly racist.
The Black Card Emoji
Use this when: You’re drunk and have pledged to buy everyone a shot.
The When Pigs Fly Emoji
Use this when: Someone asks you to anything other than get burritos. And especially when an ex texts you for some Netflix & chill.
The Syringe Emoji
Use this when: You’re getting a Brazilian butt lift injection.