Bellevue, NE — After waiting five days, local resident Benjamin Tanner Jackson deleted his Craigslist post. “I got nothing. Nothing!” Jackson motioned with his hands. “I’m so upset over this. I thought I found someone that I could connect to.” Jackson revealed a printout of the missing connections classified. It read:

hi, Your are blonde, you have long legs. we saw each other at Baker’s. I was with my granma. I smiled at you, but you turned down an isle. I think it was cheese?. We saw each other 1 more time, at checkout. I was talkng to my grandma. you check me out, and our eyes met. I smiled at you. if you remember me and wanna chat get back to me tell me what shirt my grandma wore so I know it’s you

The distraught young man was seen returning to Baker’s in hopes that he would finally be able to talk to the mysteriously silent woman.