Elmira, NY – Prolific commenter and local resident James Fletcher logs into his computer. The background is a comment box. “I love commenting,” Fletcher remarks. He opens up his Google Chrome and types in “Thou”. The address bar automatically reveals “thoughtcatalog.com/”. When asked how that was possible, Fletcher just smiles. He clicks on the first headline of the homepage: 29 People Explain What It Was Like To Be That Drunk Asshole At A Wedding. “Ugh,” Fletcher says. “I can go to Reddit for this.” He scrolls down to the comment box. He starts typing. “I can go to Reddit for this.” He finishes with a scowl. “I can go to Reddit for this,” he says. “Why is this on this website? I can go to Reddit for this. I don’t understand. I can go to Reddit for this.” Fletcher goes back to the homepage. He becomes livid. 18 People On What They Thought About The Size Of Jon Hamm’s Penis. “I CAN GO TO REDDIT FOR THIS,” he shouts.