
Washington, DC — After perusing through hundreds of Tweets left by the American astrophysicist, Neil Degrasse-Tyson, NASA researchers concluded that black holes are “fucking awesome” and “totally fucking crazy.” Their comments stem from a Tweet Degrasse-Tyson made in 2011.
At press time, head researcher Damien Neuer pointed to the sky and exclaimed to his co-workers that no one could see a black hole because “it is too fucking awesome.” It remains to be seen if Degrasse-Tyson will favorite NASA’s reply.