Jeffrey Dahmer… towards the end right before he got caught, had so many bodies in his apartment that he ran out of room and stored one victim in his bathtub. He proceeded to shower over him everyday for a month!
You’ve been sleepwalking through your days. You only exist to eat, sleep, and work.
GEMINI: You get extra sentimental. You say I love you a lot. All you want to do is cuddle.
A guy changed his Facebook relationship status from “in a relationship” to “engaged”. When his girlfriend called him to ask about it he responded: “Well, what do you say?”
Going from being talkative and open to suddenly not saying much when the topic shifts to something sex related.
Here are the best podcasts you can watch on YouTube. They star your favorite YouTube personalities (and a few famous comedians).
When you’re a workaholic, one of the most frustrating things about being sick is how much time you’re wasting.
Leave the house. Pick up pizza instead of having it delivered. Visit your friends in person instead of texting them. Go out and see the world instead of cooping yourself up inside.
Discussing really important decisions / making these decisions via text messages.
If you’ve been having horrible sex, your boyfriend might not be the only one to blame. You might be encouraging him to suck.