January Nelson

TAURUS: If you’re flirting by making sarcastic comments and teasing them about every little thing, they aren’t going to pick up on your signals. They’re going to assume you hate them. 

Normally, I wouldn’t bother getting my tarot cards or palms or aura read, but I had gotten drunk enough to test it out.

No time is wasted. You might not feel like it, but you’ve gained experiences and grown from them. Every step is progress. Every day is one from which you learn, even if you don’t realize.

Are you related to yoda because yodalicious!

Girls tying their hair back when they’re about to do something. I think this is the female equivalent of a man rolling up the long sleeves on his shirt.

CANCER: You hate how long your heart takes to heal after it’s been torn in two.

The Good Place. It became my favorite show ever when Michael laughed, and it’s been that way ever since. If you haven’t watched it, go and watch it. Go in as blind as you can. It’s worth it.

What when needed, is thrown away; when not needed, is carried back?